The Fresh Prince did not act his age
He slapped Chris Rock on the Oscar stage
And later, allowed to claim his award.
His speech teary, the audience floored!
I thought when you committed assault…
Something happened? Nope, my fault!
Fresh’s Wife said it’s a time for healing…
Unknown if that’s what the Academy’s feeling…
About alopecia Chris might have joked
Getting laughs from conditions- not woke!
There’s lessons to be had, you might expect.
For quips comedians should not be decked.
At the same time, a balance must be found
To both humor and taste be bound.
If you assault a fellow human being
From the police you should be fleeing.
At the very least, do not get a prize
For reaction hateful and unwise
In front of a million sized crowd.
Go away, no need to have bowed.
