DM Me Your War Plans
Mar 25, 2025
When it’s time to bomb
Relax and stay calm.
Don’t be a sap-
Chat on the Signal app.
There won’t be a leak-
MAGA isn’t for the meek.
Ok, somehow an editor-in-chief
Saw the classified briefs.
Once he knew it was real
He exited the ordeal.
All the big wigs didn’t notice
Advisors, SecDef, Vice POTUS….
But worrying is asinine-
The Houthi strikes went fine!
Nobody cares about The Atlantic!
It’s sinking faster than the Titanic!
The fake news can’t be trusted
The next time MAGA gets busted.