July 12th: Rhyme Time!
Mid July round the bend
To news, rhymes I lend-
Combining humor and fact
Hopefully with great tact.
The toupee once again at the podium
His ramblings approach pandemonium
Plots abound to reinstate #45
So unbelievably contrived
Possibly making him lose in ‘24?
Anyway, don’t be a loser most sore!
Death Valley lives up to its name
We might be the ones to blame
Highest daily average temperature ever recorded.
Not the kind of thing you want to be awarded.
In the west, plenty of further locations scorched
Do we want the human race to get torched?
More of the peaceful, loving “sea cow”
have died this year than ever-how?
Starvation was the culprit in the past
Now watercraft driving too damn fast
Kill this wonderful species- oh please
Mother Nature has got to be displeased.
Sir Richard Branson reached for the stars
While he didn’t quite get to red Mars
He launched himself 53 miles high in space
Soon, Bezos and Musk will quicken the pace
Achieve your childhood dreams, sure
But make sure your motives are pure.
Out there in the Cuban isle
Protesters say “Raul, you senile?
We kinda need jobs, cash
Freedom-you’ve got a stash!”
Biden admin unsure how to respond-
You can’t waive away policy with a magic wand.
47 years since the Finals feared the Deer
A rocky start-but the Bucks are still here!
50 some odd years ago a coin flip
Gave us Kareem, who won our chip
Can Giannis bring the title to Milwaukee
Or will the Suns’ Chris Paul a champion be?
There you have it, some news of the past week or so
If you dare to think my rhymin’ skills blow
It ain’t easy to be brief, rhyme and summarize
You should try this little game on for size!