June 30th: Rhyme Time
June has come to an end
To news, rhymes I lend-
Combining humor and fact
Hopefully with great tact.
Passed away a two time Secretary of Defense
Who crafted the Iraq War on questionable pretense
Oh Rummy, your career spanned half a century
Now, it’s a known known Iraq had no nuclear weaponry.
The CCP celebrates its 100th year
President Xi gets many a cheer
He vows to stand up to everyone
Yet, hasn’t China much aggression begun?
In Miami, a condo’s collapse
News of loved ones pitiful scraps
For years warning signs were abound
By the quest of profit were they drowned?
The Trump organization bigly indicted
Some tax crimes, the left’s delighted!
The IRS may not have brought the case
Could be the new rotten partisan chase.
Speaking of Drumpf, he went to the border
He claims that there Biden brings disorder.
Since fewer Americans worry about immigration
45 might need to find another fixation.
For New Zealand the first transgender athlete
In the Olympics will weightlift and compete.
It’s one thing to support trans rights
But what if they have more natural might?
In the NBA, injuries spread like wildfire
The league needs to go to how things were prior
Load management, sitting out stars, ridiculous!
With health and fitness instead be meticulous.
The plastic plague wrecks Mother Nature
However, bioplastics from corn could be major
Lowering our environmental impact
Still, our pollution must seriously contract.
There you have it, some news of the past week or so
If you dare to think my rhymin’ skills blow
It ain’t easy to be brief, rhyme and summarize
You should try this little game on for size!