Mid-May: Rhyme Time!
Mid-May has already arrived
Of rhymes you shan’t be deprived!
Following Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates will divorce!
Rumors abound from many a source…
Cheating, strippers, tabloid crap, how great.
Though…. about Epstein…give it to us straight.
Hackers get $5 million, gimme a break, jack!
You really don’t want crime to pay…
But sometimes, there’s no other way.
The CDC says f — k off to wearing a mask
If you got the vaccine, you’re probably fine
But you don’t want it, please don’t whine.
Israel/Palestine erupts once more
It’s hard to learn all about a war
Try starting here to get a perspective
What you read online be most selective.
Because to Trump she would not play host.
If Republicans want to dominate in two years
Many of her peers to lies must not give cheers.
Players, coaches, men and women, of production
Widow Vanessa’s powerful tribute to the Mamba..
His jacket and ring worn by daughter Natalia.
NYC Pride parade says no more police,
Believing other groups will keep the peace.
Yeah, the boys in blue have done some sh-t
But if everyone hates you, why not quit?
There you have it, some news of the past week or so
If you dare to think my rhymin’ skills blow
It ain’t easy to be brief, rhyme and summarize
You should try this little game on for size!