Once upon a time, many capitalists ran around the U.S.A.

One day, they woke up and examined their businesses. They found many jobs to be done.

“Who will work for minimum wage?” the capitalists said, counting the stacks of gold, glimmering coins on their mahogany desks.

“Not I!” said the young college graduate. “I have 32k of student loans!”

“Not I!” said the single parent. “Who will watch my child? Day care isn’t cheap!”