No More Porky Pig Party?

Dumbocrats, Repukes, move aside!

Your spending Musk cannot abide.

Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”

Shall create the will

For the “America Party.”

As some aren’t hearty

To be D.C.’s credit card

Our money we must guard.

When the debt’s a gazillion

No deficit of 3.3 trillion.

Primary the big spenders

To get frugal members.

The Donald believes

Something’s up Elon’s sleeves.

The bill would cut subsidies

That affect his companies.

Plus, tax cuts are needed

To avoid incomes receded.

Trump needs the bill passed

Any enemies are outcasts.

Tom Thilis won’t run again

A GOP centrist brain drain.

Will a new party be formed?

And/or the Repukes deformed?

Stay tuned for the war

Which won’t be a bore.