Six Months of the New Apprentice

A half-year of Trump 2.0

Memes continue to grow.

The Don just announced

These six months trounced

All others in our history

Truth or sophistry?

Let us find out

What this term is about.

Trump mulls the 51st state,

But Canada rejected this fate.

Greenland, who knows?

Losing independence blows.

The Panama Canal is ‘ours’

As China stews and sours.

The economy has been up and down

While Powell gets many a frown.

Tariffs on friend and foe

To whom does Trump’s ire flow?

In his war on ‘fake news’

Giving the media the blues

Settlements in his favor

His victories he savors.

Border crossings plummeting

Migrant policy struggling

Constant ICE raids

Oval Office tirades

Shifting on Vlad

Zelensky is glad.

As for Bibi, well…

What he wants, who can tell?

Don’t forget Epstein-

Trump better come clean.

Was the birthday letter real?

WSJ lost its MAGA appeal.

Oh, don’t talk about that

Arrest Obama, stat!

The Apprentice is back-

Don’t have a heart attack.