South Park Takes On The Don

The satirists of South Park

Again found their mark.

Our 47th president

Mar-a-Lago resident

Animated like Saddam

Droppin’ tariff bombs

Suing left and right

At the smallest slight.

Pushing Jesus in schools

Ignorin’ old rules

While in bed with Satan

But not love makin’

The Devil not in the mood

His new boyfriend too crude.

It got real bawdy-

A part of the body

Depicted so tiny

The Don became whiny.

The ratings, records broke

Maybe the show won’t croak.

Will Paramount bow down?

Or become a network clown?

If Matt and Trey bring in cash,

The execs will take many a lash

Because, in the end

Money all does mend.