The Cabinet Apprentice

In Trump’s cabinet all’s fair

The Apprentice is back on air!

In their first meeting

DOGE got a nice greeting

Along with Marco Rubio

Forget 2016, it’s all coolio.

Some aren’t happy with Musk

His chainsaw is quite brusque.

He halted Ebola prevention

Causing doctors some tension.

Though Trump would not be undone

Better check your email hun

Or you could be fired

Only next week rehired.

5 million for American citizenship

So much for a years long courtship.

Zelensky will sign a mineral deal

Though will it make Putin squeal?

And tariffs come to the EU

‘Balanced trade’ there too!

Such was the first cabinet gathering

It got many journalists a clamoring

However long it keeps up

Everybody, hang tough!