The Not So Fresh Prince
The Fresh Prince did not act his age
He slapped Chris Rock on the Oscar stage
And later, allowed to claim his award.
His speech teary, the audience floored!
I thought when you committed assault…
Something happened? Nope, my fault!
Fresh’s Wife said it’s a time for healing…
Unknown if that’s what the Academy’s feeling…
About alopecia Chris might have joked
Getting laughs from conditions- not woke!
There’s lessons to be had, you might expect.
For quips comedians should not be decked.
At the same time, a balance must be found
To both humor and taste be bound.
If you assault a fellow human being
From the police you should be fleeing.
At the very least, do not get a prize
For reaction hateful and unwise
In front of a million sized crowd.
Go away, no need to have bowed.