Jim wanted to be House Speaker
But the GOP didn’t want him as keeper.
After three dramatic voting bouts
The old wrestler got wrestled out.
The co-founder of the Freedom Caucus
Received a taste of his own ruckus.
There’s no room for claims of fraud
Which some did and do applaud.
What goes around comes around
‘Specially to those who in ambition drown.
Maybe now Jim will have more affection
For procedures called elections.